Wednesday, July 8, 2009

AND THEY BLAME US !!!!!!!




Yesterday i was on my way from Delhi 2 my home town along with my mom in INDIGO....The flight was on time....I have 2 wake up early in the morning(At 4 pm....Was not that ridiculous !!! ) Taxi was not available at that time...... I have 2 make a lot of elbow grease 2 get a taxi....

Finally after checking in we were on the flight.......There was 4 cabin attendants out of them 2 are really pretty.....But all of them are faking smiles.....Though the flight fare is low the menu inside the flight is sky high....One Samosa costs only Rs 100.....

After the formal security announcements the flight was prepared 2 take off.....As a security rule u have 2 make sure that u have switched off all ur electronic gadgets.....I did so...As a responsible young citizen of India i respect rules.....

We got 3 people in our front seat....Their locality seemed 2 be really confusing....Their appearance said they are South-Indians , their attitude said they are Bengalis.....And their language said they are partially Oriyas....Out of the 3 , one was a lady fighting 2 get out of the wrinkles in her face.....One was a fashion disaster victim , behaving like Gucci and looking like a beggar from a tinsel town..Another was in his late 50s....His mind must be like a Rowdy....His moves was ruffian....His looks was disgusting....His body odour was nauseating.....His fashion statement was unsound......

Inspite of the repeated announcements he did not show any care 2 switch off his cheap mobile.....And when the air hostess came 2 check the racks are ready or not....She just leaned.....Nothing was visible......Not even her bra strap .......The girl was too smart 2 hide her assets behind a semi transparent white shirt.....He clicked her photo !!!! My God !!!! How Heck Was That !!!! Is this the rule ?? Is this we expect from our elders.....His wife was besides him...Although god made her to go to a deep sleep....Poor Lady !!!! And that bastard kept on clicking the pics of each and every cabin attendants....I wanted 2 kick his ass at that time....However i controlled my anger....But i was depressed 2 see the downfall in the mindset of elder citizens who avail the govt. opportunity for each and every thing.....


And they Blame Us for Nothing !!!!!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

IS MY LIFE WORTH LIVING ????



Today after noon while i was taking my nap(Actually a deep sleep) after my lunch i dreamed some weird thing......I thought Is my Life Worth Living ??? Am I going in the right direction towards my goal ?? Or am i lost....After a lot of eye shots....I came to an conclusion that my life is not worth living due to the following reasons..........

1. I have turned 25 years older.......My hairs started 2 become white directly instead of being grey !!!!
2. I dont have any extra ordinary career Just 75-85 range......

3. I am jobless.........

4. I dont have any emotional attachment with my friends......

5. I have no girl friends either.....

6.Most of my friends are married now.....

7.My english is bad......Infact very bad.....

8.My look is not seductive.......My voice sucks......My eye sight stinks....and my sense of humor is a turn off.....

9.I have been sleeping for more than half of my life so far.....

10.I am wasting time un productively in chatting even if aware of the fact that its virtual.....

11. I am starving for a topic in my blog.......

12.I have turned a chronic pessimist.......

13.Every friend of mine is betraying me.......

Sunday, June 21, 2009

LIFE AFTER COLLEGE.......


My 4 long years of technical college life has been finished....Its been over a month and a half......
Life has changed drastically......The fun element is missing....The excitement is no where nearby....Friends are busy making money and finding something 2 satisfy there burning desires..... In short life is like a worn out shell of a coconut.........


1. Asit is busy in honing his skill......I am busy in sleeping all the way......

2.India lost in T20 world cup....which forced me not 2 watch cricket.....

3.People these days are not visiting my blogs as they used to....

4. My BSNL JTO exam was a blunder.....I'm pondering over my decision 2 spend Rs 800 on this..

5.Gone 2 a fnd's house (Of course she is a gal!!!) .....stunned by her beauty....but my aim was 2 bring a book in original...i have not yet opened the book and my exam was over.....I am such an asshole...

6.Tapan got married.....2 his lover....Now he is apparently away from our way-ward boys group....I along with my fnd's has gone 2 witness his execution....Probably he is no More virgin like us....Dats cool !!!! Baby..

7.Presented a gift 2 Suresh a Fast-Track Sunglass worth Rs 1695....

8.Gone on a weird date........

9.My Mobile bill is on a rise.........

10.Thank God !!! I reached at this 10 point....

Friday, June 19, 2009

TRUELY INSPIRING !!!!!

LOOK AT THIS INSPIRING VIDEO 2 RE-VITALIZE UR SELF.......
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Friday, June 12, 2009

THE SMOKING LOUNGE !!!!!




Hurry up !!!! We are getting late........ My Big Brother said 2 me..........

Chill Bro !!!! Still There is time.....Why 2 wait there ???

U Moron !!!! Switch of the Tv & come fast.........


I switched off the Tv & went to the sit inside cab.....WOW !!! It was HONDA CITY ........I thanked my bro silently for booking a luxurious cab.....And in metros like DELHI its probably common......I along with my mother and with a huge responsibility on my tender shoulders 2 bring my ailing mother from an unknown place......From the I.G.I. Airport Delhi.....


We reached the Airport In time.....Bro left us by waving his hand as he was too much busy with his work.....Our flight is in the Kingfisher Airlines.....I checked in.....There was a myth dat Kingfisher girls are sexy......But i found it really vague....No such pretty girls are there...They have plumpy asses,widened pelvis,overgrown mammary glands.....I thought in this tough recession time Vijay Mallya (Owner Of the Airlines) have no options.......


While checking in the not so pretty gal said....Ur Flight is been delayed...By 30 mins......30 mins only !!! I passed a scuttlebutt......She suddenly leaned down......I widened my eyes........But it was hard to bear the truth...........She got a carom board flat chest.........


The security checking was a turn off.....The guy searched for each n every pore in your body.....I just got hanged up....Was he a gay ??? Or his profession made him like dat ???

I escorted mom to a nice , lonely place as she was not feeling well....As our flight is delayed i went for sight seeing inside the airport.....The airport was huge !!!! Really Huge !!! U can find anything over there as u look those in a mall.....Starting from toiletries to branded books,glasses,dress.....And its obvious there were Barista,KFC,MacDonald etc....


I saw some people who are old are trying 2 make there presence felt by boisterous laughs,children were playing as if it was their bedroom and some ladies who are in there late 50s dressed like they are in there teen age....Couples finding hard to turn there libido off .....

While bringing a coffee for my mom i saw something special....

SMOKING LOUNGE !!!!! I got really surprised.......According to Govt Rule Smoking is banned at public places.....How they can have this in Airport !!!! I told 2 my self screw the airport authority....Its time 2 turn on the Nicotine in my blood n the Dopamine in my brain.....I asked the coffee shop vender...... Where can i get a cigarette ?? Before she does say anything a middle aged main in his late 30s asked....Do u wanna cigarette ?? I got a packet......
But this is not my brand......One guy charged Rs 100 extra for this pack......Would u mind if i borrow a stick from u ??? Absolutely Not !!!! U go over there ..... I am joining u....The man said...


I entered into the Lounge.....It was deemly lit......Music playing at dat moment making it feeling like a bar.....Smokes,ashes are in the air.....People busy in making others 2 feel nauseated....I entered.....Bloody Hell !!! I managed 2 get a Cigarette , How do i lit it ??Where the hell is the lighter....I expanded my vision around.....I found an elderly lady, wearing a half paint , within which every one can see a thong....My god !!! Fashion has turned on even the ladies who are about 2 die ??? How heck was dat ??? Besides me there was a man who has nicely shaped body,well groomed beared....Upon enquiry i came 2 knw dat he was from Bangladesh......I borrowed the lighter and sighed a relief..........The man who lended me the cigarette has come and i had some formal talks with him ...After dat i left that place....

Friday, June 5, 2009

SHAKIRA AT ITER

GUYZ !!! LOOK AT THIS AMAZING VIDEO PERFORMED BY OUR JUNIOR AT OUR ANNUAL COLLEGE FUNCTION GENESIS-2009....
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Thursday, June 4, 2009

MY FIRST EVER DRINK .........!!!!!!




U know Guys !!!! An engineering life teaches u all....be it in studies and in other stuffs....
And the life of a so called engineer is incomplete without a drink.....U know , every 1st thing in ur life is memorable , same is the case with me.....

These days in our college "GENESIS" was going on.....(Our Annual function..)..
We boys are waiting for these 3-5 days to see the hotties with a different outfit other than salwars...And i guess the gals die for these days to show of their unstructured assets to the boys irrespective of the dress....


I had a wish of breaking my virginity on drinking issue...I inquired about the beginners drink from few drunkards from our class.....

We are having lunch which is provided by the college authority once a year.....


Bibhu !!!! How are u man ?? It seems that u are a vegetarian........

Yes !!! I am ....But i do all the non veg things............

Nishant !!!! I told lets have a drink in ur mess .....What do u say Sibashis ??
Well , i have no problem .....What will happen if any one knows ??? Who will know ?? I will manage dat ....And what about the House Owner ?? What ?? Buddy !!! U have to take risk....
Hesitantly he agreed....


But i can feel the tension over his face , his breathing got heavier , his palm were wet due to perspiration as he placed the hand on my elbow 2 slow down .....as the bar is gettingt nearer.....With a heavy pounding heart we reached there.....I felt higher at that time even having drink !!! That place was really stinking......Broken bottles,bones of chickens,mixtures everything that sufficient 2 make u feel nauseated....And what about that bloody Smell !!! Yuck....Sibasis was about to throw up .....I was feeling pitty on both our selves........


One Foster's please !!!! I said to the bartender....
Sorry Sir !!! Its not available !!!!

What ??? I got confused.....That drunkard friend of mine has told only that brand ...i dont know about others.....

Well , give a soft beer !!!!

Well . take this Royal Challenge....

While returning my eyes get stuck on some sachets ....I asked....He told These are after drink....
Sibashis insisted 2 but the two.....

But the real fun started after bringing that bottle from that stop...As we do not have any bag ....We got confused...What 2 do...But a smart ass like me came up with an idea...I told just put that bottle in my shirt from the back.....And Like a gay he started removing my shirt then banyan...I blushed....

Ohh My Goodness !!! What the fuck.....That bottle was really cool...And i got a cool feeling in my back ignoring the all important parts of my body !!! Shame on me....When u have done something wrong of ur conscience friendly faces turns out to be hostile..And even the beautiful eyes seems 2 b suspicious....Ignoring all the suspicious eyes n mind we reached at the mess....


To be continued......